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Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Paying a serial killer

Hi everybody! My name is Sam, and my son is a serial killer!

He is—by every definition of the term—successful! In fact, he's the most successful serial killer in the history of planet Earth. While it's true that he mostly kills black people, the fact is that if you want somebody dead, he's the guy you definitely want to call.

Let me ask you this: is there somebody in your life who's an inconvenience to you? Maybe you just don't have the time, or the energy, or the money? Well folks, my son can take care of your little problem for you. And guess what? If you can't afford the contract price we—and by 'we' I mean my son (wink-wink)—can probably eliminate your little problem for the price of ... absolutely free!

Now we all know that murdering people is one of those hot-button issues and it tends to offend some of those goody-goody-two-shoes types, who cling to their Bibles and whatnot, but let me assure you that my son and I, we don't call it murder. Look, smallpox killed more people than my son has over the centuries and nobody calls death by smallpox murder. What my son does is technically killing, yes, but to call a successful hit a 'murder' is just more of that old conservative talking points nonsense. A better term than murder would be ... "Choice." Yes people have the right to choose whether another person gets to live or not. What's more fair than that? By the way, my son's hits are paid for entirely with private donations. Sure I pay his rent. I pay for his food and clothing. I pay for his phone, electricity, cable, gasoline, car repair, health insurance, dental, etc. However, I categorically refuse to pay for guns and ammunition. So there it is. That's my story. That's my son's story. It's a public service. Besides, the world is better off without all those extra people. An I right or am I right?

Is Sam guilty of aiding and abetting a serial killer, or is his generous financial aid merely providing for his son's wellbeing?

U.S. Dollars are as fungible as fungible gets.

The Federal government grants Planned Parenthood half a billion dollars a year. They claim that none of this money is used to perform abortions. You see, that money is meant to purchase contraceptives and perform other women's health services. It's the private contributions that pay for all those abortions. How many abortions are paid for with "private contributions?" Wikipedia has the number around 800,000 per year. How many of those abortions are performed at a Planned Parenthood Clinic? In 2014 that number was 327,653. Here's a Washington Post article that provides that number.
According to the 2013-14 annual report, Planned Parenthood’s affiliated clinics provided 10.6 million services for 2.7 million clients in 2013. “Other women’s health services” are pregnancy tests and “prenatal services,” which are described as “care you receive from a health care provider, such as a doctor or midwife, during pregnancy.” These services may take place at a Planned Parenthood clinic, or may be referred out to another provider. “Contraception” includes emergency contraception kits, vasectomies and female sterilization procedures. “Other services” includes adoption referrals and family practice services for men and women.

The Federal Government provides 41% of Planned Parenthood's income. In return Planned Parenthood provides 41% of the nation's abortions. Out of the 10.6 million services, 327,653 of them were abortion procedures — which leads us to the Planned Parenthood figure.

Planned Parenthood’s ‘three percent’

When all services are counted equally, abortion procedures do account for 3 percent of Planned Parenthood’s total services.
All you ladies and gentlemen quietly perusing this blog, a calculator and a little basic math will quickly show you that 41% of all abortions provided in the United States, are performed at Planned Parenthood. That means that the United States Government pays for 134,337 abortions every year. Do you wonder how many of your tax dollars have been used to pay for abortion? Money is fungible, so I'm sorry, but if you pay taxes you're culpable. You're an accomplice to mass murder just as much as Uncle Sam.
Planned Parenthood's annual report provides information on revenues raised, and services provided by, both the organization’s national offices and its 59 local affiliates. Its 2013-2014 Annual Report, which spans from July 1, 2013 to June 30, 2014, reports more than $1.3 billion in revenue. Those funds break down as follows:
  • Government Health Services Grants & Reimbursements: $528.4 million (41%)
  • Private Contributions & Bequests: $391.8 million (30%)
  • Non-Government Health Services Revenue: $305.3 million (23%)
  • Other Operating Revenue: $77.9 million (6%)
The Federal Government provides 41% of Planned Parenthood's income. In return, Planned Parenthood provides 41% of the nation's abortions. When you combine all your taxes, from Federal tax, state tax, local tax, Social Security and Medicare, along with the matching from your employer, sales tax, excise tax, property tax, vehicle registration tax, taxes on taxes, I wonder how many abortions you paid for?

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