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Friday, September 25, 2015

I'm taking Redstate out of my blog roll.

In fairness, Trump is not the only GOP candidate to have facilitated this deliberate and malicious replacement of Americans with foreign workers who are more easily underpaid, threatened and dominated. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) favors tripling the number of H1B-Visa applicants to replace scientific and technical workers such as IT Technicians at US companies. It was a senatorial aide to Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) who most openly explained what these visa programs really existed to accomplish. There are no legitimate protectors of the American republic on the issue of immigration.
There won't be any GOPe failtheater here.
The site is a subsidiary of Salem Communications. Erick Erickson is the Chairman of the Board and Editor-in-Chief of RedState.[2] At the time of the purchase, Eagle Publishing agreed to let RedState maintain its editorial constructs as a collaborative blog. The site's editor-in-chief, Erick Erickson, was a political contributor on CNN from 2010 to 2013; he joined Fox News as a political contributor in 2013.[4]

Thursday, September 24, 2015

[They] are turning the world into homos! Here's why.

As I was walking through the grocery store today I turned down the Deodorant/shampoo aisle. I turned to my brother and pointed out the cheapest shampoo. (Suave) A 32 ounce bottle costs $1.59. I said, "You see that bottle of shampoo? You can wash your hair with that, but you can also use it as body soap. There was a day when they didn't have "Shampoo," they just had soap. Then what happened, is that some genius figured out that if you make a soap specifically for hair, you can sell twice as much soap." My brother was doubtful. "How do you know that's what happened?" "Because I know people. I know scams, and I know how scammers work."

Suddenly I realized I was onto something. I looked towards the other side of the aisle and what do you know, there it was! On one side was men's deodorant and shampoo, and on the other side of the aisle was women's deodorant and shampoo. So I said to my brother: "Look over here. You see this? There was a day when they didn't have one kind of soap for men and a different soap for women. It was just soap. They figured out how to sell four different kinds of soap for hair and body and men and women, two different kinds of deodorant, also."

"You know what?" I said, "something just occurred to me. The makeup industry that convinced women that they should slather their faces with all that plaster and paint is certainly quite the racket. One paint for the eyelid, one paint for the lips, one paint for the eyelashes, another for the cheeks, a pencil for the edge of the eyelid. More paint for the fingernails and probably a different paint for the toes."



"Do you see the problem?" I asked. "It's a waste of money?" I shook my head sadly at his lack of imagination. "Look, the cosmetics industry is a HUGE. But they're only getting half the market. What if they could get men to wear makeup? Then they could sell twice as much!" So there it is. You want to know why the big push to turn everybody gay? So they can sell more makeup.

Saturday, September 19, 2015

What's Happening?

It's just never enough, is it? It is tragically Sisyphean in point of fact. The never-resolved tragic situation seems to be America's calling card. We go just so far, but never quite far enough to finish. World War II was the last time that we actually finished something that we started. Vietnam, Korea, the never-ending wars in the Mideast represent a roiling stew of humanity that can't ever quite make up its mind about what it is that we want. The war on poverty. The war on drugs. The war on wars. What a joke! It's all so impossibly stupid and pointless that as I write these words I'm left shivering with fury.

The road to Obamacare required a super-majority in the Senate, and a President who'd sign on the dotted line. It's a fascinating story of bad-luck and fate, that you might be interested in discovering. Today many of us have lost our health insurance. Many more of us have discovered that in-spite of doubled insurance premiums, our coverage has almost vanished.

Planned Parenthood. What a joke! Why not just call it what it is? They should rename this diabolical unholy flock of baby slaughterers. Why not call it: "Oh Shit!" As they carve up your "donation" and sell it piece by piece for a tidy profit, you might want to ask yourself what does it cost?

I had an argument last night with my atheist brother. He couldn't stop arguing the bible with me. I'd say something like: "How did the Big-Bang happen?" and he'd respond with a non-sequitur about a "magic man in the sky." "Where did the first one-celled organism come from?" "Well it certainly didn't come because the magic man in the sky said 'abracadabra'." "Just explain where the first one-celled organism came from!" "I don't have to. Everything you say is stupid. You're stupid. It's too bad you believe in ghosts vampires, werewolves and magic men who live in never-never land."

"You don't have to?!!! WTF! You don't have to have an explanation for how life happened? You claim to have all he answers and you claim that science itself is on your side but you refuse! You REFUSE! to even entertain the idea that your own hypothesis of life omits ... leaves out ... doesn't mention ... ignores ... fails to recognize that life is so impossibly complex that it CANNOT! happen by accident.

All atheists have on this topic is the 'BELIEF' that life just suddenly and mysteriously appeared as though by some strange and mysterious sort of alchemy or something. BOOM! LIFE! Hurrah!? That's not an argument that's insanity! You haven't gone far enough. You've stopped at 'I don't have to know how it happened.' What happened to: 'then what?'"



Oh but I've gone off topic. Appy polly loggies. The world is on the verge of eating its own tongue—perhaps with a serving of fava beans and a nice chianti—but lets ignore all of that and unilaterally decree that GAY MARRIAGE IS THE LAW OF THE LAND! Iran with nuclear missiles is the law of the land. Common core and failure is the law of the land. NASA is about making Muslims feel good about their own dischievements.
Charles Bolden, a retired United States Marines Corps major-general and former astronaut, said in an interview with al-Jazeera that Nasa was not only a space exploration agency but also an "Earth improvement agency".

Mr Bolden said: "When I became the Nasa administrator, he [Mr Obama] charged me with three things.

"One, he wanted me to help reinspire children to want to get into science and math; he wanted me to expand our international relationships; and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering."
If you fell asleep 40 years ago and woke up this morning, I would expect you to ask this question:



Friday, September 18, 2015

Donald Trump Agrees Obama is Muslim and Foreign Born

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you. How outrageous! When Trump was confronted with an ethical dilemma of Grimace Proportions, he actually agreed with the villain! It was as if a man had just bitch-slapped a woman and everybody who witnessed this obamanation instead of being disgusted and outraged, was instead thrilled about it!


WARNING NON-STOP PROFANITY, VIOLENCE AND INFINITELY EXTREME STUPIDITY!!!


While this was mildy entertaining—in a vaguely misogynistic way—it serves to illustrate a point. We simply do not expect large men to just suddenly bitch-slap a smaller woman, even if the woman clearly deserves it. I know what you're thinking. No woman deserves this. It's not right! A man should just take one in the ball-sack and shrug it off, am I right? Okay, but that's not the point I'm making here. The point is that when a Trump fan asked a question of Trump by prefacing the question with a disquisition regarding Obama and his Muslim faith, his foreign birth, and his fake birth certificate, Trump simply ignored it, perhaps even agreed with it. That's right, he didn't immediately verbally bitch-slap the impudent and manifestly politically incorrect supporter, instead he said "right."



Can you believe the nerve of Trump? After the deranged unhinged rant which despicably questioned the authenticity of our dear leader, Trump not only didn't correct the man, but instead actually seemed to agree with him, by saying: "right." Now then, you can ask Snopes.com about it and they'll tell you the idea that Obama's birth certificate is a forgery is simply an urban myth. Here's the findings of a six-month long investigation by a group of professional investigators in Arizona who can spot a forgery from a mile away:



Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Ahmed Mohamed and his ominous clock



The New York Times wants you to be as outraged as they are at the treatment that this young teen received from school authorities and police in Irving Texas. How shameful and unjust—some would say—to arrest a young teen for simply engaging in the American dream, engaging in the learning process and innocently building a digital clock. In a metal box. With metal wire wrapped around it. And—by the way—how bigoted and racist for any of us to even consider the fact that his name happens to be Ahmed Mohamed.

Taqiyya is a time honored Muslim tradition. In contrast to the tenets of Christianity, deceit, dissembling, and bald-face lying are all tacitly accepted and even encouraged when it promotes the advancement of Sharia or the increase of Mohammed followers.

So, who're you going to believe? Ahmed Mohamed or your lying eyes? It looks like a bomb and his name is Ahmed Mohamad. What a perfect foil Ahmed presents to us. He's just a wrongly accused innocent kid. He's not a terrorist, and shame on you for thinking he might me. Now we've learned the error of our ways. Now we can let our bigotry and racist stereotyping finally fall by the wayside, and embrace the 10,000 Syrians that are on their way. But don't worry, only 200 of them are likely to be terrorists.

It's at this point that I thought it would interest you to know that the catastrophic terrorist attack on September 11, 2001, was the result of only 19 terrorists. If 19 jihadis could cost us two trillion dollars, doing some simple math—okay this math wasn't quite so simple after all—I get over one-hundred five billion per terrorist. That works out to 105,263,157,894.00 x 200 = twenty-one trillion dollars of possible damage these poor refugees could potentially inflict upon America under cover of taqiyya and our politically correct thought police...AKA NYT.

Did I mention the precocious fourteen-year-old Muslim named Ahmed Mohamed who already knows how to build digital clocks from scratch?


UPDATE 09/17/2015 12:55 PM CST

Ahmed's device does look suspicious. I didn't have a picture of it yesterday, but here it is:

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Are you a person or are you a member of the herd?

Imagine someone completely useless. I bet you don't have to imagine; I bet you know somebody who is completely useless. Feed her. Clothe her. Listen to her complaints. She doesn't get enough, she complains constantly. She's hungry. She's cold. She's hot. She's thirsty. She's hungry. She's in pain. Life hasn't treated her kindly. She's a victim of circumstance. If only she'd been luckier, born in a wealthier family, taller, stronger, smarter, etc.

If you ask her what the meaning of life is, she'd probably tell you that there is no meaning. Life is a puppy struggling to get a suck at the last tit. Life is a tree that wasn't burned in the latest wildfire. Life if a fox who gets a drink of water without getting caught in the hunter's trap. Life is a dream, a scam, a joke, a sentence, a mummer's farce.

Think about all the people who depend on you. You go to work everyday. You do what society expects. You pay your taxes, do your shopping, vote. I bet you've sometimes asked yourself, "Who am I?" "Why am I here?"

Why do you work so hard and for such long hours to support people who are completely useless? Please notice that I'm not talking about children who've yet to grow up. I'm not talking about somebody who's sick and trying his best to get better. I'm not talking about the deaf dumb blind kid who sure plays a mean pinball. I'm talking about the person—I use that them loosely—who refuses to do anything for anybody. A world of sociopaths exist and for them the only question they would ask is "what do I get out of this deal?" Their only imperative is getting the utmost for nothing at all.

They have cow brains. They graze on what life offers, offering nothing and existing only to consume what the earth gives them free of charge. They are prey. They exist to be run down and consumed. Nature will eventually sentence them to their deserved fate. They have a (D) beside their name.

Friday, September 11, 2015

Omens of darkness ahead

Thunder crackles as I write these words.

I saw a rainbow this morning. I didn't think to myself when I saw it, that it had something to do with fornication, unnatural sexual acts and people who wanted their penises chopped off. No, I immediately praised God. It didn't occur to me in the moment of that beautiful sight that rainbows had anything to do with a bunch of deviants and perverts. Seeing the rainbow glowing so perfectly in the darkening sky I thanked God out loud for his bounty and for this beautiful world that he has created for all of us.

As I drove along further, the skies continued to darken and the rainbow disappeared. Then, ahead, I saw a glowing cloud in the darkening sky, an impossibly perfect cloud glowing so brightly that it was the only thing different in the this night black morning. It was shaped exactly like Africa, complete with Madagascar to its right. What could it mean?

Iran and the capitulation deal that, frankly was pre-agreed upon by both Democrats and Republicans was inevitably passed by not passing, this was an impossibly labyrinthine contortion of congress which in any sane world would make all the ground hogs sit up and ask: WTF just happened? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? etc.

Sanity alas is behind us and chaos and woe is the forecast.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Cynicism City and Legal Kung-fu

My brother lost his job and his insurance. He's in the process of looking for another job but insurance is the problem at this point. His wife who's divorcing him doesn't have him on her insurance and since they're still married he can't get medicaid. He's also homeless since she kicked him out, has no vehicle—(his ex-boss provided him with a company car so why buy his own?)—oh yeah and his kidney's are at 20% function and they develop kidney stones faster than you can say "spit." (he just got another one.)

He's living with my family now, but I can't get him on my insurance. He's not a spouse or a dependent. Now, this all leads up to the magic cynical question of the day...why can't I get married to my own brother—while of course keeping my wife? If that happened, he'd be a spouse and I could get him insurance, allowing him to get a prescription for blood-pressure medication, medication to keep him from developing more kidney stones, oh yeah and also medication to keep him from screaming out loud as the kidney stones he has now swirl around stabbing and scratching at the insides of his kidney?

Okay, time for truth. I canceled my insurance. My boss asked me to pay $187/week for a policy that had a $5000.00 deductible per family member and no copays. AKA Prescriptions $5000.00 deductible. Doctor visits $5000.00 deductible...etc. This was at best what they used to call bare-bones catastrophic coverage ... as in ... So you got hit by a meteor, now what?

However, what if I could get my brother on my insurance? He'd most definitely cost WAY MORE than $5000.00 in only a couple of months and all of a sudden it would be worth paying my extravagantly overpriced and completely worthless insurance premium. Shitty insurance would suddenly and amazingly be worth 187/week! Now I realize some of you are saying...why do you want to bilk the insurance industry and the healthcare industry for thousands of dollars that they will lose if they have to pay for your brother's hospitalizations and prescriptions? Isn't "bilk" a great word? Thank you in advance for your rhetorical objection. Please, allow me to retort...



The inflation rate in health care has been more than double the general inflation rate. In addition Obamacare has exacerbated the problem to a catastrophic degree...this, this, and this.

Meanwhile I haven't had a raise since George W. Bush was president. Let that sink in, for just a minute. I'm not alone. I'm a regular guy who works 70+ hours a week just to make ends meet. You'll notice that out of a million blog-o-sphere blogs there's no ... please give me money ... button. I'm a cynic, yes, but I'm a proud one. So I guess I'll let the drama in Kentucky play out. I'll wait and see whether sister wives is a-okay with Justice Kennedy.

UPDATE...

I almost forgot...

THANKS OBAMA!

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

This alternatively fueled vehicle is not just feasible, it's really fast!

An electric supercar powered by a graphene-based hydrogen fuel cell with better performance than a Ferrari is being developed by a newly established consortium. The car, to be named Edison Electron One, will be the first project of the newly established Edison Motor Cars – a partnership between Sunvault Energy, the Edison Power Company and Delaware Corporation.

The firms said Edison Electron One, to be unveiled in 2016, will be equipped with an electric drive unit at each wheel, providing the vehicle with 1,355 Newton meters of torque, which is almost double that of a Ferrari 488 GTB and one third more than that of the Tesla P85D.

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The link has a picture of a Tesla P85D, not the yet to be built Edison Electron One, which I assume must be far along in its planning and design stages if they're really unveiling it in 2016. If graphene isn't in your vocabulary yet, WAKE UP!

Artist rendering of an ever-less far-fetched space elevator.