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Friday, September 18, 2015

Donald Trump Agrees Obama is Muslim and Foreign Born

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you. How outrageous! When Trump was confronted with an ethical dilemma of Grimace Proportions, he actually agreed with the villain! It was as if a man had just bitch-slapped a woman and everybody who witnessed this obamanation instead of being disgusted and outraged, was instead thrilled about it!


While this was mildy entertaining—in a vaguely misogynistic way—it serves to illustrate a point. We simply do not expect large men to just suddenly bitch-slap a smaller woman, even if the woman clearly deserves it. I know what you're thinking. No woman deserves this. It's not right! A man should just take one in the ball-sack and shrug it off, am I right? Okay, but that's not the point I'm making here. The point is that when a Trump fan asked a question of Trump by prefacing the question with a disquisition regarding Obama and his Muslim faith, his foreign birth, and his fake birth certificate, Trump simply ignored it, perhaps even agreed with it. That's right, he didn't immediately verbally bitch-slap the impudent and manifestly politically incorrect supporter, instead he said "right."

Can you believe the nerve of Trump? After the deranged unhinged rant which despicably questioned the authenticity of our dear leader, Trump not only didn't correct the man, but instead actually seemed to agree with him, by saying: "right." Now then, you can ask about it and they'll tell you the idea that Obama's birth certificate is a forgery is simply an urban myth. Here's the findings of a six-month long investigation by a group of professional investigators in Arizona who can spot a forgery from a mile away:

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