He's doubtless the most important person on Earth.
Why does nobody else understand his inconceivable worth?
He already knows everything worth knowing.
Stupid teachers can't keep him from coming and going.
He likes people who do what he tells them to,
and hates people who tell him what to do.
His friends all admire his arrogant front.
as he struts and smirks and acts like a c...
He's never really done anything to be proud of,
but arrogant pride fits him like a hand in a glove.
"Why should I?" is his first answer to any request,
and then, "You can't make me, so just give it a rest."
To the ends of the earth, he would trudge,
to avoid the onus of work he does begrudge.
Others don't understand. The problem isn't him.
Every problem he has is only because of them.
If he has gone to the trouble of coming up with a lie,
don't question his story and don't ask him why.
His vocabulary is quite limited unfortunately
"Responsibility" isn't there, only synonyms of "me."
If it's his, it's his. Don't you touch it you fool.
If he wants it, he'll take it, "whatchu-gonna do?"
The whole world is always riding his back.
He wishes just once they'd give him some slack.
If you won't let him have what he wants, well then,
you've just declared a war you can't possibly win.
It doesn't matter how much you do for him today,
because—after all—he never asked you to anyway.
If he leaves a mess for you to clean up, well
you shouldn't have started in on giving him hell.
He'll only do what he wants to, that's it and that's all.
arguing with him is like arguing with a brick wall.
As his hopes for the future slowly die away and turn to dust,
forgive him for his rages, his dismay and his lusts.
It's not his fault you didn't hand him the world in a cup
it's yours for demanding that he should one day grow up.